International Student From Greece Confused and Disappointed Greek Life Tabling Session Had No Feta
Greek lady did not live up to its expect to its expectstions.
Student Staring at Girls in Pottruck Just Anthropology Major
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Penn in Washington Opens New Campus in Spokane
Students interested in the program are encouraged to reach out to their advisors with any questions. Applications for the spring cohort, which will be led by famous Spokane resident and critical race theory professor Rachel Dolezal, open on September 17th and close on September 17th.
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