Penn students put a lot of time into cultivating a jaded and too-cool-for-school appearance, but we know that somewhere in your little nerdy heart, you’ve always dreamed of appearing on Jeopardy. No time like the present, smarty pants. The game show will conduct an online test next Wednesday, October 1st to cull contenders for its College Championship. Register online here, and put all that knowledge clunking around your Penn-educated head to good use. Just think, you could follow in the footsteps of that girl who was on the show last year! And if you don’t make the cut, remember, there’s always Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, your safety game show.