Understandably, banks have lost some of their luster as the most prestigious and douchebag-esque thing to do after graduation. What’s taken their place? Oh, just this search engine thing, Google. Oh, you’ve heard of it? You were one of the bazillions of people who submitted your resume?
Hmmph. Us too. Check out the cease and desist letter Career Services sent out to all Seniors in the College:
Please note, the Google Initiatives in Africa session scheduled for tomorrow is now CLOSED and they are no longer accepting resumes.
This event is by invitation only.
While Google appreciates the large number of students who are interested in this initiative, ONLY STUDENTS WHO RECEIVE AN EMAIL CONFIRMATION from Andrea Powers WILL BE ADMITTED TO THE EVENT.