Advanced Registration Is Going, Going…Gone!

Hurry up, registration procrastinators, because you’ve only got about eight hours left to request spring courses.  After that, it’s add-drop Russion Roulette for you!  Because UTB always has your best interests at heart, we’ve put together a smorgasbord of classes that sound cool, interesting or otherwise worthwhile.  Behold, your totally ballin’ last-minute registration guide (and yes, all of these are real classes):

For the person whose notebooks are made out of hemp: English 290.401 Ecofeminist Fairy Tales - Bonus: the class culminates with a reading or performance during earth week!

For Carrie Bradshow wannabes: English 260.401 Jane Austen and Company: The Novel of Manners Tradition - Expect some Bushnell on the syllabus.

For Ari Gold fans: Cine 285.401: Art and Business of Film: Art & Business of Film: Creating, Managing, Exhibiting, and Marketing Film - But keep in mind that the real Ari Gold would never show up to class and then at the end of semester he would negotiate an A and a two picture deal out of the professor.

For people that aren’t pro-American: ASAM 150.402 Muslim Identity in America - Take this class and next thing you know you’ll be pallin’ around with terrorists just like Obama!

For people that really, really love being here: HIST 204.303 Red and Blue: Penn in History - On second thought, this class sounds like a scheme created by the Penn Fund in conjunction with the apparel section of the bookstore.  No thank you.

For those who can’t wait to see Milk the second it comes out: HIST 214.402 Same Sex Marriage in America - This class may or may not be illegal in California.

For kids who just can’t put down their BlackBerries: STSC-061-301 Text Message: From Telegraph To Cell Phone - Does the professor accept papers via BBM?

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