Locust Walk is full of cheesy posters and you keep ignoring invitations to join “Re-Elect That Guy Who You Met That One Time” groups on Facebook: yes, children, student government election season is once again upon us. This year, our friends at the DP have done us the service of putting together video statements for many of the candidates, and we highly recommend that you check the ridiculousness out. Our favorite so far? That would be Rico Moorer, who begins his address with, “Hello cats and kittens of the School of Arts and Sciences…” And you can e-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org! Rico definitely gets our vote for Vice President of Corporate Smoothness.