We Don’t Like Being Asked For Money We Don’t Have Either
Once upon time Street employed an editor by the name of Stephen Morse. Morse was a ridiculous if entertaining character, even gaining 15 seconds of fame through his invention of the Assbrella in his post-Penn years. Morse was recently asked to donate to the Penn Fund. Absurdity ensued. Though these antics remind us of the spider e-mail of last fall, we enjoy the Penn twist.
Check out the entirety of the e-mail chain after the jump, because let’s be honest, your internship is boring the shit out of you this afternoon. (Note: clicking on the e-mails makes them life-sized and just that much more enjoyable to read.)
But then Morse has a change of heart.
We weren’t privy to this attached self-portrait, but we do hope it incorporated the Assbrella.
We applaud Dvorit, a former Bloomer, for her snappy response. If only she knew this was not the last she would be hearing from Morse.
We so weren’t BCC’ed! We were however forwarded this correspondence, which ended with an MJ reference.
And with that, enjoy the rest of your Wednesday!
July 1st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
heh, we actually were BCC’ed. unfortunately.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
morse didn’t invent the assbrella. the actual inventor/people who actually put up time and money to sell it, just got him to pose for the picture, since he has a hairy, gross ass and is shameless.
don’t give morse more credit than he deserves. also, support the assbrella, so that you can make fun of morse while also not giving him any money in any way.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:11 pm
haha nice, but reminiscent of news story about utility bills:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847
July 1st, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Yo Meredith,
We linked to that in the post. Click “spider e-mail.”
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
stephen morse is so funny when he is nowhere near you
July 6th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I miss this kid!