The Greatest News Report Of Our Generation?

YES.

Posted Thursday, November 19th, 2009, at 12:35 pm by Ben Rosen.

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8 Responses

  1. victor Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    damn these squirrels. I hate all of them

  2. sidge Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    I LOVE how he reads the wrong headline in the beginning.

  3. really Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    journalism at its finest.

  4. Rumble Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    I love his eventual conclusion that it was the squirrels. Good work.

    Also – I wouldn’t sit on that bench if I was you….

  5. A Wharton Student Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    “Wall Street shenanigans caused the market to crash.”

    FALSE, Mr. squirrel-man. I’m sorry you are forced to do the most pitiful example of investigative journalism in America, but don’t take out your anger on Wharton students by implying our alumni caused the financial crisis.

  6. LOL Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    I love how this is the weirdest news report ever produced. Oh the stories on the 5 o’clock news…

  7. HEY VICTOR Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    I hope that comment means you stole one yourself, because the Penn police are currently reviewing security footage to identify the people involved in theft. All those security cameras are good for something, I guess.

    And yeah, not a high point for the local news team.

  8. impressed Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 am

    quality.

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