File this under things-we-hate-to-love: O.N.E. at Rittenhouse is hosting a “Halfway to the Jersey Shore” afterparty this Friday, January 22nd. Those interested (yeah, we’re talking to you) can get their fist pump on with Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart from MTV’s the Jersey Shore. Doors open at 9 pm with drink specials and the like. For more details, visit the official website. See you there – we’ll be the one in the wife beater and bumpit.