Jon Gosselin Was In OFSA Hawking Some Company
An insider working at OFSA says that Jon Gosselin, currently exploring life a a “regular guy,” showed up today to pitch some property management company to the Greek houses. Wearing his typical bucket of hair gel, “douchey yellow Oakleys,” and mentioning that “he had been on TV” was apparently supposed to convince administrators to switch over to Global Green Property Services.
Cold-calling Greek life (apparently he hit Temple and Drexel as well) may not be the most glamorous lifestyle, but at least he’s doing something other than screwing up his kids. Or camping with Sarah Palin. Snap a pic of him around? Send it in!
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By Justin on December 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Wow..this company sure must be desperate! Of course, Jon thinks the world will bow to him because he was on TV….but Jon forgets that most folks remember him for being a douche bag father going after 20 something yr. old girls!
I doubt this will last long….Jon never stayed with any job more than a few months at a time! He’s doing this because the judge will put his sorry tail in jail if he doesn’t do some kind of work!
Isn’t letting Jon on college campuses like letting the fox loose in the hen house? I don’t see this as being anything permanent for Jon. When he has to mention having been on TV tells me he is not ready to let that go.
This LOSER hasn’t changed a bit! He’s a proven LIAR,THIEF, and cheater and will never be any different. the only reason he’s doing a pathetic job like this is because no TV show would touch him. He’s a washed up wannabe that will ditch this so called job very quickly. He’ll whine that it was too hard trying to overcome his famous past life or some crap like that! Wait for it! Have no respect for him as a man or a father!
He took this job to satisfy the courts, There is a long line of people going after Jon Gosselin for moneys owed and by him taking this Job they wont be able to get it.
This is just another one of Jon’s passive aggressive moves.
I dont think I would call this an IT position. Its a sales position where you tend to make cold calls and naturally where is the 1st place he goes? College campuses. He knows the college girls will know who he is and he is looking for a replacement for Ellen.
Harking? Don’t you mean hawking? Unless you’re trying to say that he was going around listening to the company… A little more attention to detail in some of these blog entries would be nice.
Oops! Thanks, person-I’m-assuming-is-not-actually-Stephen-Hawking (if it’s really you though, whattup!)