It Happens

It’s no secret that Penn students like to get creative in the bathroom. OK, fine, maybe the words “primitive,” “deranged” or “seriously stupid” are better descriptors of Quaker toilet etiquette in light of recent events. It seems that the Quad, that Mecca of all things classy and tasteful, has again been the victim of toilet violence.

You see, some morally-lacking female miscreants have taken to avoiding using the toilet bowl in favor of using– well… not the bowl. One G.A. got concerned and went to the press (Quad listservs, DUH) in the hopes of correcting this s(h)ituation. Check out the full e-mail after the jump.

Friends-

Apparently someone is defecating on the toilet seats in the women’s bathroom.  Needless to say, this is a poor choice.  Please be conscious of where you are defecating.

Sincerely,
[Redacted]

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Watch yourselves, ne’er-poo-wells!