Musings On The Penn Police Segways

Hey, Penn-po! We see you scootin’ on by, riding your fancy tricycles across campus, climbing up over those curbs. Frankly, we’re a little jealous, since walking over the 38th Street bridge using our current method of transportation can be a bitch sometimes. But mostly, we’re confused as to how these can even help you do your job. Isn’t walking faster/more efficient/less ridiculous-looking? Maybe you could even use a horse instead? Why you be so silly, Penn Police?!