(201): Had sex in an envelope. Got away with a clean slate. No goals allowed
(858): We’re at some guys apartment playing with his poodle
(858): Oh is that what they’re calling it
(503): Sighted: two Beta kids on their roof in speedos. Cannot unsee.
(609): Not suffieicent drinkinage together
(813): haha if i remember correctly we drank water together
(858): but its Friday and im drunk… of course I picked up a guy from McDonalds.
(732): Purple rainbows toodles
(484): Pros and cons of taking a shower while totally baked: The face wash makes skin feel like acid. Water. Having to decide the unexpectedly hard choice between Bon Iver and Justin Bieber for favorite to sing in the shower. Reliving the “Psycho” shower scene. Tile makes voice echo. I’m scared about how high I am right now and I’m praying to God that the Shining twins aren’t waiting outside my bedroom for me SOS!
(201): spotted her. Not that attractive. But not fowl either. Jewish. Young possibly.
(804): just stepped on mayor nutter’s foot. and apologised. and said I was honored to step on his foot. why is mayor nutter at blarney?