Sometimes, shoutouts are just not enough. Sometimes, you need to take it to another level and make a fake Twitter calling out whatever you have an issue with. Like Theos. Meet the newest in fake accounts, @THEOSTHEOSTHEOS, who’s dropped over 30 tweets since yesterday waxing poetic about everyone’s favorite off-campus mess. Read some highlights after the jump.
Oh, and whoever you are– really, you thought it’d take us three days to find out about this? Bless your heart.