So what if Will Ferrell went to USC and the University of Iowa had Ashton Kutcher? Penn has our own fair share of celebs– and best of all, they’re vintage. That’s right folks: this week’s People Who Went To Penn are none other than several signers of the Declaration of Independence. You’ll recognize some names from campus buildings and/or Nipples.
For added educational benefit, feel free to read up on these homies’ Penn involvements (spoiler alert: not all of them were actually undergrads) in the archives. Dear nation: you’re welcome.