NewsSeptember 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

How Not To Get A Job At An I-Bank

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Hey, graduating seniors! (Sorry, we used the “g-word.”) Looking for a job in investment banking? Really? That sucks. But if you’re curious as to how to get a lucrative spot among the ranks of Goldman and Blackstone, we’d suggest not doing what one enterprising senior did and email out a lil’ blurb about how much you want to get a job directly to dozens of investment banks. No, really, this is an awful idea. See the pic after the jump to get the full effect of this e-mail.

Yikes. But best of luck!

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By ? on September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Do you realize that the two blurbs are almost almost completely unreadable?

By Ian Bussard on September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

@?

In the interest of the person who sent it out (and the people who received the message), we blurred the names. But seriously, look at all dem emails!

By Sandra Rubinchik on September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

http://underthebutton.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Screen-shot-2011-09-28-at-4.33.54-PM.png
Enjoy.

By DealBreaker on September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

http://dealbreaker.com/2011/09/what-wall-street-can-learn-from-one-penn-undergrad/#more-54116

By Ethan on September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Name please?

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