NewsSeptember 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm


First weekend of the school year, first Sunday morning sorostitute brunch at Metro! While it must be great returning to tradition, it looks like Metro’s menu has gotten a bit exotic these days. Feeling adventurous? Order the new Dead Dragonfly Delight, pictured above. For all you fearless foodies out there, try pairing it with Hill’s fried chicken feathers — we hear the texture combo is to die for.

Metro, what happened? One day you’re on top of the world with your award-winning granola and the next you land on the long, long list of disgusting Penn dining institutions. Honestly, not a great look for you. How will you recover from this one? AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

5 People have left comments on this post

By Meredith Perry at September 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm

mArnstein, your wit! It kills me. PS- dragonflies? Low carbs, low fat, low calories – the sorostitutes will love them.

By zach at September 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm

today i went to metro to get a salad with a dragonfly in it because how fucking awesome would that be. i was very disappointed to discover that it’s not a real dish and that the dragonfly was put into the salad accidentally. i’m posting this now so no one makes the same mistake i did.

shorter version: this isn’t a real dish

By Ian Bussard at September 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Metro who? #teamgia

By Michael Arnstein at September 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Gia who? #teamsweetgreen

By Ian Bussard at September 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Sweetgreen who? #teammyorganicvegetablegarden

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