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First weekend of the school year, first Sunday morning sorostitute brunch at Metro! While it must be great returning to tradition, it looks like Metro’s menu has gotten a bit exotic these days. Feeling adventurous? Order the new Dead Dragonfly Delight, pictured above. For all you fearless foodies out there, try pairing it with Hill’s fried chicken feathers — we hear the texture combo is to die for.

Metro, what happened? One day you’re on top of the world with your award-winning granola and the next you land on the long, long list of disgusting Penn dining institutions. Honestly, not a great look for you. How will you recover from this one? AUF WIEDERSEHEN.