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In Summertime, No One Can Hear You Scream

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Freshman Louis Lombardi frat-raps, repeats: “Summertime and I’m chilling real fly/Brew in my hand, blue fuckin’ skies/Staying up late, midnight munchies/Don’t forget about the morning, don’t fuckin’ judge me.”

We have reached a new low point in Western civilization. In this Burrito ergo sum world, 2012 is starting to look pretty nice.

21 People have left comments on this post


By Jorge Curaioso on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

What. A. Tool.

By a on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

no shame. this kid is a baller.

By G. Myhr on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Swag for days. Looks like a natural born leader to me.

By Bro on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Kid’s 5′ 5”…and he says fuck a lot…serious bro status

By E. Golding on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Swagtastic. This guy looks like he’s learned some discipline.

By asd on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

This fucking sucks

By g on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

can’t flow like my shit is constipated/get yourself some miralax

By asdf on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

hilariously awesome

By Gross on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

First… It is clear he just made all his freshman friends comment on this. Second… funner isn’t a word.

By L. Smith on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

so funny. love this kid. but ian come on man this is clearly a joke dont give this kid a hard time.

By M. Zeich on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

blogito ergo sum.

By H. Parker '57 on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Now that’s talent.

By Jon is a Doofus on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

What makes ostensibly intelligent people choose to publicly flagellate themselves by displaying their utter and complete lack of anything resembling talent? What. An. Ass.

By Lol.... on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Beta’s newest pledge.

Rossman + “Adrenaline” kid + this kid, what a trio of sheltered white kids trying to sing

By K. Marf on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Young Lou spittin’ fire.

By HAHAHA on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

This loser was in my spanish class!

By Rebecca Black on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Guyzzz this is soooo good!!!! Seriouslyz lol

By whaa on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Jesus, kid, at least learn how to breakdance first. And shit, you had no summer job after high school? That is fucking lame. Uhh, sorry, I guess I’m channeling some of your exclusively constipated vocabulary shit, bitch. Also, you ain’t waving your arms right, get a fucking swagger coach, prep school kid just ain’t from the hood, but I’m sure you can get private tutoring

By Ellen DuGerenez on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

YO! BoY cAn RaP!!!1!!
~From Kara

By name on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

legitimately embarrassed for this dude…

honestly it seems like each penn rapper tries to outdo the next for how bad their songs and videos are.

By JACK MOTHERFUCKING ROCCATO on December 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

kids about to blow up…ev dawg knows whats good

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