Rodin’s Improved Elevator Etiquette Guide

Looks like our friends in Rodin took some of our suggestions for spicing up their guide to reducing awkward social elevator tension, but maybe they went a little overboard. If we had to generalize the Rodin population using only these questions, it would look something like this: mole-y creeps who like to envision their parents having sex whilst speaking in different languages. They turn these images into magnets that they send to far away lands using unique stamps.*

*Intentional dramatization. We love Rodinites.