Winter Whartonland 2k11: Photo Caption Contest
We love caption contests. We also (secretly) love Whartonites. Caption contests and Whartonites together? That’s GOLDman Sachs, baby. We present to you UTB’s official photo recap of Winter Whartonland 2011, a gingerbread-house decorating, snowflake-snogging study break that went down last Thursday in Huntsman’s Baker Forum. Check out all photos (with captions!) after the jump, plus one without a caption we want YOU to make up for us.
Photo 1: Aw, my wittle bebe snowman with wittle bebe snowman awms is going to be the bestest i-banker EVAR.
Photo 2: Girl on left: Ha! I can’t believe I got away with stealing five boxes of graham crackers. Suckers. Girl on right: Is that icing on your jacket, or…?
Photo 3: I am SO getting to second base for this.
Photo 4: I am Queen Frostine, ruler of all Candyland! Bow down to me, inferior Gingerbread People.
Photo 5: Two beautiful women stand before me, but only one can go on in the hopes of becoming…America’s Next Top Model.
Photo 6: ???
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By Ben Bernanke on December 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm
This is so stupid that it makes my head hurt.
#6: ..and this is the soon-to-be condemned gingerbread house that I clearly should have paid an engineer to make
5 bucks to look, 10 bucks to lick. eat that house? you should get some mortgage.
Here is our holiday representation of the sub-prime mortgage crisis in gingerbread: flimsy and about to crumble, but highly decorated and ready to be gobbled up by hungry businesspeople
#6: “Let’s foreclose the shit out of these gingerbread houses!”
#6: Further proof Wharton Businesspeople need to stay out of the housing industry
pants.
#6: Lehman Brothers/Bear Sterns/Merrill Lynch OCR?