Penn’s Not Invited To “The Ivy League Hustle”

In the latest viral video that makes you go huh, “Nikki 2k Muller,” a Princeton grad, introduces the world to “The Ivy League Hustle.”  While we’d also make a face if anyone used a metaphor containing both “the wings of the butterfly” and “Asia,” it’s unclear why Wharton is the butt of Nikki’s joke throughout the video.  It is also part of the Ivy League, you know.  Can’t we hustle too?  The chorus gets a little annoying by the end and the Wharton bashing’s not cool (we can do it, but no one else can), but we’ll call this a draw since we’re all too familiar with getting paid $14 an hour.