SHHH! PAPA BEAR IS SLEEPING!
HELLO FRIENDS. STOP EVERYTHING AND MEET PAPA BEAR. PAPA BEAR IS A LIL’ PUPPY THAT HAS BEEN CEREMONIALLY ADOPTED BY THE CLASS OF 2013, MEANING THAT HE’LL BE ATTENDING ALL CLASS EVENTS, INCLUDING GRADUATION! OF COURSE, DURING THE DAY HE’LL BE WORKING AT THE VET SCHOOL TO SOCIALIZE FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS BEFORE BEING TRAINED TO DO DETECTION WORK WHILE LIVING WITH A FOSTER FAMILY. BUT LOOK AT THAT FACE! LOOK AT IT! C’MERE AND GIMME KISSES, POOCHY WOOCHY! DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY WE WANT TO BE THAT SQUEAKY DUCK TOY YOU’RE SLEEPING ON? PRETTY BADLY. EFF!
GAH, STOP IT! OUR FACES ARE MELTING! CAN WE HANDLE THE WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY WHEN YOU SHOW UP AT SKIMMER? PROBABLY NOT. LOOK FOR US! WE’LL BE THE ONES WITH THE SCOOBY SNACKS AND PEANUT BUTTER SMEARED ON OUR FACES, ALL PREPPED ‘N’ PRETTY FOR PRECIOUS PUPPY KISSES.
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By Sum Yung Gai on September 18, 2012 at 10:00 pm
I ate dog meat once and it was scrumptious.
Hooray! This is dumb.
You suck, Ian Bussard
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