BREAKING! ALERT, ALERT! Have you guys heard the juicy gossip? Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are donezo, broken up, totally over! So much SADNESS! We are casually freaking out and/or dying! OMG! We thought they seemed totally precious together, but guess who was wrong? This button! We found out from these totally random posters some gossip queen put up all over Locust Walk! And what’s that phone number doing there? Is it a Brit+Justin PTSD counseling hotline? We’re not sure! OMG! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes SPLITSVILLE! And we thought Mickey Mouse Club members were perfect! One pint of Chubby Hubby, please!
But it can’t be true!
Are you okay? Come to the counseling session in Houston at 9! #Pray4Brit #Pray4JT #Pray4UsAll
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