NewsSeptember 19, 2012 at 9:03 am

UPenn’s Hottest Club is SKIMMER

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If you’re looking to celebrate autumn in West Philly, look no further: UPenn’s hottest club is SKIMMER. This annual pop-up is back as a bon chic bon genre new hotspot that answers the question, “PRE-GAME FOR VILLANOVA?!” Sensually vomited all over College Green from 12 until 3:30 this Saturday, Skimmer Fest is the conjoined fetus of all the Class Boards and SPEC, and this place has everything: a Gyrotron, spirit megaphones, human foosball, Free Energy and who’s that? Is it an army of drone-clones of Amy Gutmann’s mythical husband? No, it’s a team of Benjamin Franklin impersonators! Also stopping by? Trans-Atlantic dual gender sensation Off the Beat. You know, it’s that thing of when people do the stand-circle and “djinn-beep-boop-djo-djinn-bop”? See you there.

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By Ishmam on September 19, 2012 at 9:03 am

I read this whole thing in his voice.

By T. Paradiso on September 19, 2012 at 9:03 am

False. The hottest club on campus is #keithsroom.

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