Attention: Two Very Important PSAs
One: Don’t feed the squirrels.
Two: Don’t talk to or congregate around the crazy activists on campus.
In both cases, we ask that you please take these preventive measures so as not to encourage their growing presence on College Green.
Thank you!
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By Sherm on October 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Yes. A thousand times this. Especially the squirrels, man.
Those activists are not crazy! They have some very good points!
wtf is this post?
I always feed the squirrels, pfft, are they supposed to resort to rummaging through your waste, or what?! I’ve seen too many starving squirrels leaping out of trash cans.
A squirrel once stole a piece of Gen Tso’s out of my tray, they are beyond controlling..