Bridge Cafail

Well, that’s depressing. WTF, Bridge Cafe? We knew you were going to revolutionize Huntsman Hall with your organic products, but not this organic. Organismic, really. Fly-infused curry chicken. What’s next? French flies? Ladybites? Baked Alastinkbug? Whatever it is, just make sure the inset carcass has been cooked through evenly. Metro Bakery might be able to help ya out.