Sandy On The Rocks: A Hurricane Drinking Game

The windows are latched and scotch-taped to perfection and you have enough Pop-Tarts to last for weeks. But now what? No school and the Hurricane Streaking Party at Penn Park isn’t for a few hours. UTB’s got you covered, kids:

1. Your mom calls (again) to make sure you haven’t died yet. Drink.
2. UPennAlert. Drink.
3. Someone says Frankenstorm. Drink.
4. Someone mentions hurricane drinking. Finish your drink.
5. Super original, hilarious tweet about procrastinating studying for the next midterm because we have two days off. Take a drink. Two if there’s a hashtag involved.
6. Ditto with a Day After Tomorrow reference.
7. OMG soooo crazyyyy pic of empty shelves at CVS oh nooooo. Drink.
8. Commons starts to sound pretty freakin’ amazing. Vom. Then drink.
9. Stock up like it’s the apocalypse but then realize that Allegro’s has been open the whole time and there’s still power. Drink.
10. A Penn Security person bikes past your fourth-floor window, Wizard of Oz style. Two drinks.
11. Sandy kicks Hill’s ass once and for all and hundreds of Hill refugees flood the West Philly streets. CHUG.
12. Shots for every raindrop. YOLO?