FeaturesDecember 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

People Who Went To Penn: Daniel Craig

[Disclaimer: This post was part of our Joke Day series. Didn't the font tip you off?]┬áBefore he was appearing on the big screen as Agent 007, Britain’s most notorious spy, the only identifying three digits in Daniel Craig’s life were preceded by a SAS subject code.

The C’90 graduate, born and raised in Engelwood, NJ, remained Undecided through his junior year at Penn, debating his exact interests and often settling on Econ because “it seemed like just the thing to do if you were a confused College kid.” Inevitably, all the exposure to international students soon took a toll on Craig’s accent.

Craig did eventually graduate, albeit with a certificate that had his two names printed backwards (honest mistake), and realizing that his true passion was not Econ but rather “rocking the hell out of a tux,” he became the head waiter at an upscale restaurant in Center City where he was luckily discovered by a Hollywood talent scout.

5 People have left comments on this post

By huh?? on December 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

Is this factual?? Wiki says otherwise 0.o

By Uhh on December 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

Where is this information coming from??

By hellooOO on December 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

Joke Edition, guys??

By CK on December 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

What the heck were you smoking? This is completely incorrect. Did you look at anything in the mainstream media, Dedicated to Daniel website, or the half dozen biographies before writing this???

By whattt a joke on December 6, 2012 at 10:14 am


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