Locust Flaikus: Edition 1

Introducing “Locust Flaikus”, the horribly-named feature that brings both Locust flyers and haikus together as one. It’s creative, we know.

Your group matters to us, so if 1) you’re willing to bear the frigid cold and 2) you’re talented enough to get a flyer into the hands of one of our esteemed writers, you’ll get a haiku written about your event. Simple. Best flyer gets their own post. And here’s week 1:

Beautopious Men
Futuristic show
See it seventeen more times!
Funny, Mask and Wig.

For the Theater Nerds:
Laughter at Houston
Miniature TAC-E plays
This weekend only.

 “The flyer is free!” — Some Wharton Kid
Chinese networking?
“Advent of a New Decade”
Hm, not interested.

Jazz & Grooves & Mac DeMarco
Free concert? Thanks, SPEC!
What is a Bleeding Rainbow?
Tonight at PiLam

Monday Blood Drive
Do you like needles?
Get them clean in Hall of Flags!
Don’t go if squeamish.