NewsSeptember 16, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Penn Woman Goes Wee-Wee On Wawa Floor

pissUnfortunately, this is not a joke. Fortunately, we decided not to post a photo of urine on the Wawa sales floor.

We thought the sighting of the Penn Pooper would be enough to convince students that public excrement emancipation is frowned upon (at least in UCity), but clearly we failed. At approximately 2:30am a few nights ago, we received this tip:

Uh a girl just peed on the floor in Wawa. She also stayed to shop and had to be forcibly ejected.

Why, Wawa Wee-Wee Woman?

On a more sanitary note, we later found out that her blessed friends stayed in Wawa to pick up her sandwich and other dining accoutrements before fleeing the scene.

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By Bored and not amused on September 16, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Why is the public defecation and urination of people making the news? UTB lost its satirical edge, it is no longer clever, and just makes Penn look snobby…. change things up.

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