Happy Earth Day! Penn Announces Plans to Cement Over Biopond for the Construction of a New Wawa
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. That is, a parking lot to a Wawa. Which in some cases could be considered an even better paradise.
Ramadan Kareem! J. Larry Jameson Leads Friday Jummah Prayer in Efforts to Address Penn Administration's Islamophobia
He now goes by Shaikh J.(Jamal) Al-Latif Jaabir
TV Show Celebrity Decides One Year On Campus Pretty Much Enough For Him
“He was very accustomed to craft services,” says one source, “He really was disappointed at the lack of craft services. You’d think for an Ivy League school we’d have craft services – at least for the students who really matter.”
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I Interviewed The Drag Queen Who Planned Tel Aviv Night at Smokes
“I’m really here to bring the Penn community together over something that you all agree on,” O’side says as she spills some of her $5 vodka cran on her blue and white dress. “It’s pretty simple. First there will be a Jewish comedy night, and then there will be a Tel Aviv Night.”
New Quaker Day Activity Showed Parents Where Their Children Will Later be MERTed
By seeing Biopond now, students can at least pretend to remember what it looks like when they get MERTed there later.
"I Saw the Solar Eclipse With My Naked Eye": UTB’s Experience With the Total Solar Eclipse
Was it cool, sure? Was it worth feeling like I was living in Netflix’s Don’t Look Up, not really?
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I Feel The Rush: Penn Barbell Club Replaces Ammonia Sniffing Salts with Poppers
A twist, a sniff, and a flush of red.