"I Saw the Solar Eclipse With My Naked Eye": UTB’s Experience With the Total Solar Eclipse
Was it cool, sure? Was it worth feeling like I was living in Netflix’s Don’t Look Up, not really?
I Feel The Rush: Penn Barbell Club Replaces Ammonia Sniffing Salts with Poppers
A twist, a sniff, and a flush of red.
Wharton Undergraduate Consulting Club Now Open to Cases Dedicated to Getting You Bitches
WUCC announces "the next step in streamlining open communication between stakeholders and creating an optimal environment for connection in the romantic stratosphere."
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Amid Campus Unity on Sidechat, Students Wonder When They Can Bully Each Other Again
“I haven’t called someone out by their initials on Sidechat in almost three days! I think I’m going through withdrawal.”
Life Hack: I Got 4,000 Karma by Posting “Love eachother” on Sidechat.
In a time of growing campus unity, someone needed to remind the student body that love is the only answer. Obviously, that someone was me.
Insider Scoop: Amy Wax Called Me a Filthy Arab Immigrant & Put Me in a Chokehold
Tears ran down my cheeks, yet my mind mustered no thought other than the fact that her breath smelled distinctly of freshly consumed Law-School-provided white claws.
Forbidden Love? This Senior in a Top Frat is Emotionally Manipulating a Freshman
She’s totally in love. He briefly stopped snapping other girls out of respect. Who said true love can’t thrive at Penn?!?