Amid Campus Unity on Sidechat, Students Wonder When They Can Bully Each Other Again
“I haven’t called someone out by their initials on Sidechat in almost three days! I think I’m going through withdrawal.”
Life Hack: I Got 4,000 Karma by Posting “Love eachother” on Sidechat.
In a time of growing campus unity, someone needed to remind the student body that love is the only answer. Obviously, that someone was me.
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