There might be 1000 awesome things to say about this picture.
Viral Vocabulary. You use it all the time, even if you don’t know what it is. (That is, if you’ve ever said “epic fail” or “F My Life“.) It’s that thing you say at first as a joke and then completely by accident. In fact, you can hear yourself use and abuse the term as it makes the inevitable evolution from “hilarious addition to the lexicon” to “most annoying saying on the planet” in a matter of months. Our current favorite viral vocab word? “Awesome.” Read the rest of this entry »
An awesome tipster pointed out to us that Penn gets a shoutout today on our favorite website of procrastination, Fmylife.com.
As our tipster put it, “Now that makes me feel like we were a little more selective with admissions.” We couldn’t have said it better!
Because CEO was taken.
It would seem from the image on the right, taken in a study cubicle in Huntsman Hall, that some sad soul has reached his business breaking point. Sure, we’ve embraced Huntsman vandalism before. But scrawling “FML” in a number-2 pencil just doesn’t make the cut. Instead it leads us to the following rant.
If one were to derive an fmylife.com-worthy statement from this graffiti, it would probably be “So I have an OPIM group project due tomorrow, and of course I ended up in the only non-Whartonite group, meaning I actually have to do work. Not to mention that the economy has kept me from getting the 9-5 (AM) I-Banking job that I’ve dreamed of since kindergarten, so I might not even get to live in an NYU dorm this summer. FML!” Sure, it’s speculation, but the social deviant left it open to interpretation for a reason. Read the rest of this entry »
Because when you’re having a bad day, sometimes all you need to know is that there’s someone out there whose day sucks just a little bit more than yours: FMyLife.com. Enjoy one-liners along the lines of ” Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said “That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream. FML.” Or, wait, it gets better – read on for “Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
