New Quaker Day Activity Showed Parents Where Their Children Will Later be MERTed
By seeing Biopond now, students can at least pretend to remember what it looks like when they get MERTed there later.
"I Saw the Solar Eclipse With My Naked Eye": UTB’s Experience With the Total Solar Eclipse
Was it cool, sure? Was it worth feeling like I was living in Netflix’s Don’t Look Up, not really?
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An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
I Interviewed The Drag Queen Who Planned Tel Aviv Night at Smokes
“I’m really here to bring the Penn community together over something that you all agree on,” O’side says as she spills some of her $5 vodka cran on her blue and white dress. “It’s pretty simple. First there will be a Jewish comedy night, and then there will be a Tel Aviv Night.”
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I Feel The Rush: Penn Barbell Club Replaces Ammonia Sniffing Salts with Poppers
A twist, a sniff, and a flush of red.
Amid Campus Unity on Sidechat, Students Wonder When They Can Bully Each Other Again
“I haven’t called someone out by their initials on Sidechat in almost three days! I think I’m going through withdrawal.”
Life Hack: I Got 4,000 Karma by Posting “Love eachother” on Sidechat.
In a time of growing campus unity, someone needed to remind the student body that love is the only answer. Obviously, that someone was me.