Check out our feature on Miles Cartwright, College junior and captain of the basketball team, and Highbrow’s new, recurring sex advice column with Miss Cassandra. Learn more about this week’s Ego, Angel Contrera, and check out Ego’s guide to keep or drop your classes.
Let’s get this out of the way: SHOUTOUTS SHOUTOUTS SHOUTOUTS!
And on that note, finals! Papers! Formals! There is just not enough time in the day for your average straight–A, organization–leading, sports–playing, a capella–singing Penn student. No wonder we’re all hopped up on artificial intelligence — and not just the kind in your coffee.
Music helps you to refresh your musical lexicon so you don’t look like a dunce next time you’re talking to a music theorist. Film give you the straight dope on which films SHOULD be winning the Oscars next year. Arts helps preps you for the holidays with glitter. And Highbrow preps the Senior class for its last semester, via someone who just survived hers. Tear.
Second to last writer’s meeting of the semester! 6:30 p.m., 4015 Walnut. See you there, right??
Cultural Elite as you knew it is gone. But don’t go mourning the loss of Penn’s most scandalous senior year tradition just yet. Take off that black lace veil… you look ridiculous. Cultural Elite was a caterpillar; it’s been hiding in a cocoon or whatever metamorphosis metaphor you want to make and it’s about to burst out as a beautiful butterfly. See, we at Street took into account everything people loved and hated about the feature and came up with something new and exciting. We just love to shake things up.
Here’s the plan: Senior Superlatives. Just like the ones you did in high school but we’re doing them Street Style. So retro! We’ll post categories and you, the people, will nominate whoever you want. We’ll review submissions and send out a survey of the finalists for everyone to vote on. Yay democracy! Choose wisely because this year, Cultural Elite is up to you.
Check out the categories and nominate your roommate/best friend/slam piece over at 34st.com/superlatives.
Mum’s the word when it comes to academic dishonesty. As the writer of this week’s feature finds out, secrets are the sort of thing you don’t share — unlike problem sets or exam answers.
Ego talks to a funny gal after our own hearts with an affinity for BBP. Film takes a holiday movie trip down memory lane. Arts has some classes for you to take that aren’t in Addams. Highbrow gets waxed for Woodser.
Music fills you in on the bands who you may not know playing at the Penn Music Collective show tonight. Pregame with the aid of Backpage’s vodka blind taste test. Try Food’s hangover cures in the morning.
Lowbrow has classifieds (Do you need a job? Are you good at doing impressions of falafel sandwiches?? See inside.)
The last regular writer’s meeting of the semester is tonight at 6:30, 4015 Walnut. It’s never too late to get involved. We’ve been waiting for you…
Hi there. You still with us? Good. Then read on about Penn’s own dissidents. Transfer students share their stories on why they left Penn in this week’s feature.
Ego talks to the Big Men On Campus, and Film chills with Agyness Deyn. Music fills you in on a hip hop “Initiative” at Penn. Arts explores another initiative (sans quotes) by the Kelly Writer’s House, which pairs artists with writers.
Food’s theme this week is themes. Can you say meta?
Writer’s meeting tonight! 6:30. 4015 Walnut. Frat dogs welcome (please).
Well hello there, slacker! While you were sleeping, we were waking up at 5:30 am to work out and eat two breakfasts. Such is the life of a Mr. Penn—competitor, and the subject of this week’s feature on body building.
Halloween is over (where did it go?), but Highbrow takes a look back from the spookiest place on earth: behind the American Apparel counter. Done with your risque–nutcracker getup? Let Arts help you repurpose it.
Writer’s meeting tonight. 4015 Walnut. 6:30 pm. There might be some candy left over from yesterday.
This week, we’re all about that time of the season. What could be more autumnal than fresh produce sold on leaf–strewn sidewalks? Read on to find out more about Philly’s grand tradition of Farmer’s Markets. And while you’re at it, pick up some squash.
Writer’s meetings resume tonight! Same time, same place: 4015 Walnut, 6:30. Let’s hug and forget we were ever apart.