We’re dreaming of a white Christmas weeknight bootycall library that hasn’t reached maximum occupancy this week. Despite Fisher’s current lack of seats (bitter), we’re glad the setup has changed significantly since 1900, when this photo was taken. Looks like a perfect place to cram for Intro to Claustrophobia or cry about that last BYO/mixer/shitshow you’re missing. Don’t fret honey child, you’re evidently amongst friends, and there’s always next year.
Nothing gets us wasted buzzed psyched more than a great happy hour deal! After plenty of research, we have struck gold. Let’s face it, we’re all desperate to save our dolla dolla billz and, as per usual, UTB has answered your prayers. Here are the 6 winners!
1. Harvest Seasonal Grill
Despite public misconception, Harvest reigns supreme in this contest. For all of you who think this eatery and bar is out of your price range…false. What IS true is that your $ will get you food that actually tastes good (gasp!). Besides having 41 affordable, low-cal meal options (swimsuit season!) their drink deals will put your money where you want it…in your pocket, duh.
Happy hour 4-6 every glorious day: $3 Draft Beers, $4 House Wines By the Glass, $5 Select Specialty Cocktails
This just in, our in-high-demand Locust Flaikus were sabotaged today. We have eye-witness reports that Locust Walk suffered a new kind of infestation: ART VENDORS. Only one flyer survived the madness, so it looks like they win these Hunger Games.
Sigma Psi Zeta Presents Rouge
Tonight maybe go
downtown to the Roxxy, yo
Bring your ID though
…that’s all, folks!
Take part in Penn’s protest against sexual assault and domestic abuse tomorrow at 6 pm on College Green. Join ASAP at Penn, One in Four, and other Quakers as they march across campus to raise sexual and relationship violence awareness. After the rally, the peaceful night concludes with a candlelight vigil and a survivor speak out led by Amy Richards, creator of the Third Wave Foundation and author of Manifesta.
The stage is set for a powerful, meaningful night, so why haven’t you joined the Facebook event? Embrace your inner Gaga, Beyonce, Pat Benatar–whatever your fancy–and join the movement!
Spring Fling is in the air and we are so freakin’ excited! What better way to get psyched (or faded, if you will) than to check out a Quad throwback? Pictured are two Penn students strolling through the LQ courtyard on a beautiful day in 1947. Here’s hoping for warm Fling weather like this, and maybe a worthwhile headliner? Sending out an SOF (save our Fling)! … David Guetta, are you there? Anybody?
Another week, another edition of Locust Flaikus! So if you’re lucky enough to have working AirPennNet, grab your internet device and take a load off.
Stand-Up and Improv
SNL and ComCen Stars
Wild Wed. can wait
SPEC Film Present An Evening with Zach Braff
I’m sure you heard this
Hot Scrubs guy comes to Spruce Street
Keep your pants on girls
You Spring Breakers still readjusting to Philly temperatures are probably wondering the whereabouts of the sun, but UTB is here to hold your hand and to tell you to let it be, girl!
If you’re sensing a theme, it’s thanks to Wharton C’40 grad Alan Livingston, who spent his college years playing in his own orchestra at frat parties while pursuing a degree in Economics.
For all of you Mask and Wig groupies who are dreading the wig-less week ahead, do not fret, you’re in luck! The Club is taking over the east coast, bringing their show, Beautopia: A Face Odyssey, to a major city near you. According to Secretary-Treasurer Harrison Lieberfarb C’13, “Every year, Mask and Wig writes its own show, which runs from January to April..this is what makes the show so unique- it runs for the semester, and it’s an entirely student written, full-length comedic musical”.
So whether you are chasing dreams in NYC, getting political in D.C., or sunbathing in Miami (betch), know that our Mask and Wig boys, and their unmatched talent, are not far away!
Get the full details and tickets here!
Always something there to remind us…that there is never a dull moment at Penn. In case you weren’t so fortunate last night to see him in action, we got this great snapshot of Moses. This picture shows our dear friend doing what he does best: preaching to the people! ”I am Moses! Look at me, it’s Moses! Bow down to me swine, I’m Moses!” said Moses, as people laughed. Keep an eye out in case he decides to re-apparate. Just goes to show, you never know who is watching…
