This just in, our in-high-demand Locust Flaikus were sabotaged today. We have eye-witness reports that Locust Walk suffered a new kind of infestation: ART VENDORS. Only one flyer survived the madness, so it looks like they win these Hunger Games.
Sigma Psi Zeta Presents Rouge
Tonight maybe go
downtown to the Roxxy, yo
Bring your ID though
…that’s all, folks!
Lots of shows this weekend! Possibly because everyone wants to squeeze their events in before the fling pandemonium starts. Here’s our weekly guide to what you’re missing when you shove politely ignore the kid thrusting a flyer in your face:
Breaking the silence
Protesting on College Green
Speak out with candles
Penn Jazz presents: Swingin’ at the Vatican with Pope Francis Sinatra
Come hear some smooth jazz
And apparently the Pope?
Didn’t know he played!
Spring at last(?)! Nice weather = the perfect time for (avoiding) flyer-ers. Luckily we got you covered.
A capella Night
Smokey Joe’s Thursday Quizzo
Not aca-awkward
CityStep Presents: Battle of the Dance
Fratty kids get down
All-night bogey at Blockley
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Another week, another edition of Locust Flaikus! So if you’re lucky enough to have working AirPennNet, grab your internet device and take a load off.
Stand-Up and Improv
SNL and ComCen Stars
Wild Wed. can wait
SPEC Film Present An Evening with Zach Braff
I’m sure you heard this
Hot Scrubs guy comes to Spruce Street
Keep your pants on girls
Another Thursday, another edition of Locust Flaikus! Now that spring break is over (sigh), all the performance groups are now competing for you attendance at their spring shows. Actually, every student group seems to have something they want you to go to. Seriously, you might have to start skipping class to avoid flyers.
South Asian Society Weekend Events
Today some workshops
Scavenger Hunt tomorrow
Ooh! Fancy Banquet
SPEC-TRUM: Future, Melanie Fiona, and Chill Moody
Penn Museum tonight
Chill Moody’s from Philly ayye!
See the next big thing
Happy Thursday, y’all! Have no fear–Locust Flaikus is here. Even though it ain’t the weekend yet, we’re ready to celebrate a little early, because there’s just so much to do on campus.
And since we know the reason you didn’t grab these flyers yourselves is because you were too busy rushing to class (not), we’ve got you covered.
This is still a thing?
Maybe if we all go soon,
They’ll stop wasting trees.
Bloomers Presents: Law and Disorder – Special Bloomers Unit
Save us, S.B.U.!
Your wit and charm are sure to
Provide cure enough.
Another day, another personal bubble assault on Locust. “COME TOUCH MY VAGINA!” screams the exuberant life-sized VagMons performer. “Come see Mask &…” blah blah we know you perform every weekend.
This feature is for you – yes, you, the one who pretends to be chatting with mom or “jamming” on your iPod just so the flyer-ers don’t force themselves upon you. This is where you can (peacefully) see what’s going on. UTB presents, in Haiku form, more flyers that you didn’t take on your way to class today.
Penn Glee Club:
Singing Valentines!
You can buy one for yourself.
We won’t judge (JK)
Battle of the Bands:
Class Board ’13 rocks!
Support Penn Relay for Life
Live at the Blockley
Introducing “Locust Flaikus”, the horribly-named feature that brings both Locust flyers and haikus together as one. It’s creative, we know.
Your group matters to us, so if 1) you’re willing to bear the frigid cold and 2) you’re talented enough to get a flyer into the hands of one of our esteemed writers, you’ll get a haiku written about your event. Simple. Best flyer gets their own post. And here’s week 1:
Beautopious Men
Futuristic show
See it seventeen more times!
Funny, Mask and Wig.
For the Theater Nerds:
Laughter at Houston
Miniature TAC-E plays
This weekend only.
