As soon as that last Friday recitation is over, thousands of eager Penn students disperse around the world, or at least the tri-state area. Where oh where have all the Quakers gone? Chances are they’re at one of these places:
- Their roommate’s lab partner’s best friend’s house in Miami
- At all times on Penn’s campus, you are one degree of separation from someone with a house in Miami. It’s true– admissions worked it out that way so we can all mooch have a great Spring Break!
- Cabo/Cancun/somewhere in Mexico
- OMG, we need an airport Facebook pic STAT because half of the people getting on this plane are from Penn! Like, what are the odds? And who cares if you don’t know the language. You only need to know one word: moe-HEE-toe.