“Barbie Society Of Penn” Is Ernest’s Newest Venture

After his disqualification from the 2014 presidential race, tabloid prince Ernest Owens is keeping himself busy with the new, mysterious Barbie Society of Penn, which we discovered on Facebook. We don’t have much intel on the group, except that it describes itself as, “The most sexxy, sophisticated ladies (plus a gay) have established a society for all us Penn Barbies to unite!” Look out, it seems as though Penn’s getting a dose of the Plastics. Read the rest of this entry »