NewsMarch 26, 2014 at 6:53 pm

Get Drunk Off This App NOT Created By Penn Students

InstacartWe’ve got Grubhub for food, Netflix for movies, Amazon Prime for textbooks, and pledges for class notes.

Introducing…Instacart for alcohol (ALCOHOL)!

Now, we know what you’re thinking: 43rd and Chestnut isn’t thaat far away. But Instacart promises same-day delivery to your doorstep for the price of a cab back from your liquor run ($4ish).

Our suggestion: While we haven’t tested out the program yet, we recommend trying the 14-day Free Trial of Instacart Express (booze delivered in 1hr) or open an account and get ~free~ delivery on your first order.

NewsFebruary 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm

Feb Club Week 1, A Review

animal houseFEB CLUB IS HERE! For all you part-time, checked-out, unemployed, and hardly-sober seniors, this is your month. UTB’s first in a series of four posts previews the February events, from walks of shame down memory lane to overpriced cultural events! Get excited: This Saturday night, it all begins…

#1: Feb Club First Toast

Did you know that the first First Toast originally happened in 700 BC? Yeah, we know, crazy. #tradition

#2: Super Bowl Pregame at Blarney

Come and remember why you never set foot in Blarney after freshman year. (Ed. note: Not satisfied with the Blarney spread of breakfast foods? Check out UTB’s Superbowl Eating Game tomorrow because, let’s face it, nachos over everything.) Read the rest of this entry »

NewsAugust 16, 2012 at 11:35 am

Venture Capital Firm Moves In

New business development puts a twinkle in our Wharton-adjacent eye. So we were jazzed to read in Curbed Philly that a big VENTURE CAPITALIST firm is headed to the former bowling alley and current Keswick cycle building at 40th and Locust. The firm, called First Round Capital, is moving into University City from Conshohocken (which is crazy cuz why would anyone leave Conshohocken?!) and will set up shop in September. We wish them the best of luck doing all those things that venture capitalists obviously do!

According to Curbed, Mayor Nutter has called the impending arrival of First Round Capital “a game-changer,” probably because the cool-cat capitalists will be moving in next door to the new ramen bar and money and Japanese food are two of the MOST delicious things out there.

NewsApril 5, 2012 at 11:27 am

Strikes And Locust Moon Eclipsed By Ramen Bar

Recently spotted outside the string of alt/hip/middle school date-worthy venues along 40th and Locust was this orange beacon of light: Alas! There will be booze. Setting up shop next to Keswick Cycle, Ramen Bar will fill the space now occupied by half of Strikes and all of Locust Moon (cue look of ¡OMG! feigned surprise). While yes, this means the death of all your indie ‘zine and Dragon Ball dreams, you’ll be able to mourn their demise with a sake bomb (or seven) soon enough.

Update: Locust Moon is re-opening at 40th and Ludlow in early May! Let the dreams live on.

NewsMarch 12, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Vice City: Liquor Store To Replace Porn Shop

The West Philly liquor gods have spoken and the porn gods are weeping. University City Review reports that a state-run Wine & Spirits shop will take the place of Risqué Adult Video Store at 43rd and Chestnut, as the porn shop’s lease is set to expire. At a meeting of the Spruce Hill Community Association, an owner of the Chestnut Street Plaza confirms plans to give the property to the liquor store.

Our neighborhood’s recently deceased Wine & Spirits at 41st and Market left a void in accessible booze on campus, and the nearby store on 49th and Baltimore has long lines and a (frankly) terrible selection. But there is hope! According to Liquor Control Board District Manager Jimmette Bolden, “Our aim is to move the Plaza to a higher level. We don’t want to lower it. This liquor store will be more upscale than the one at 49th and Baltimore Avenue.” Shazam! But where will Risqué go?

CampusSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

Ditch The Gym For Gin And Tonics

Have you ever been torn between Pilates and piña coladas? Stuck in a mental war with weights and whiskey? Don’t know whether you want down dog or Dogfish Head? Annoying alliteration aside (ha ha), ignoring the Ivy League guilt of productivity–both academically and physically–for the sake of happy hour can be difficult. However, a recent study could make that choice much easier.

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NewsJuly 7, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Happy Hours Could Get Happier

Pennsylvania, you crazy when it comes to liquor laws, but you may finally be shaping up in the drankz department. Governor Tom Corbett signed legislation last week granting restaurants and bars more flexibility in scheduling their happy hours. Under the old law, drinking establishments were allowed up to two hours of happy per day for a maximum for 14 hours of happy per week. The 14-hour weekly cap still stands, but now your favorite afternoon sip spots will be allowed up to four hours of drink specials on a given day.

It’ll be interesting to see how many bars actually shuffle around their happy hours when the law goes into effect in late August (Mad4: 12 hours of $7 Big Azzes on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays?). Loyal readers, help us keep tabs on any changes and alert us if you notice any!

NewsApril 5, 2011 at 2:40 pm

With A Little Yelp From Our Friends: Cheap Drinks Edition

Because booze is always news here at UTB, we are happy to share this week’s drinkable delight: it’s Cocktails Week! The friendly people at Yelp Philadelphia have partnered with the 21 bars and restaurants they are most excited about to feature major drink specials through Sunday, April 10.  Each place will highlight one of their drinks for 50% off; all you have to do is ask for the Yelp Cocktail Week price.

We’ve mapped out all of the locations below, and you can see the entire list of participants and drinks after the jump. Happy imbibing!


View Yelp Cocktails Week in a larger map

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NewsMarch 17, 2011 at 9:05 am

A Guide To Celebrating St. Patty’s Day 2K11

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and we all know it would be stupid to throw yourselves into the festivities without a plan. We’ve compiled a guide to happenings on and around campus today so you can plan your perfect pub crawl. For those of you who are looking to switch it up a bit, we’ve got a list of off-campus spots that might be more to your liking, although they may not be offering any special deals. Take a look, or resign yourself to a lot of aimless wandering (which will probably also be fun).

For the campus-bound traditionalist:

The Blarney Stone: Kegs and eggs starting at 10 (free breakfast!), $2.50 pounders all day, $6.50 Irish car bombs until 3, and cheap grill-eats all afternoon. Drinking game paraphernalia will also be provided.

There’s more after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

NewsJanuary 2, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Welcome To Drunkadelphia

Finally! Two of our favorite topics to post about (drinking and rankings) have come together with a New Year’s bang in The Daily Beast‘s list of the 40 Drunkest Cities in the US, and Philly is number 20!

We may not have made it into the top ten on this prestigious list, but we should still recognize our victory over boozy destinations like New Orleans and Las Vegas. Yes, the accompanying statistics that justify this new title may be a bit depressing (talking about alcoholic liver disease like, totally kills our buzz), but at least the people in the photo sure look excited? Go ahead and incorporate this information into your resolutions as you see fit.