You’re studying for finals in classes you currently can’t stand but were once optimistic about. So procrastinate by signing up for new and exciting classes to eventually hate and avoid studying for. Assuming you pick your classes based on advertising, here are some well publicized classes from which to choose:
The Doll (GRMN 273 / COML 276)
Which doll? That doll. It is teaching the class.
WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS SQUIRRELS.
DID YOU SEE ALL THIS FLOODING ON 34TH AND WALNUT? OUR FRIENDS AT NBC PHILADELPHIA DID. DID YOU SEE THIS FLOODING AT THE SCHUYLKILL THIS SUMMER? WE DID. RAIN! WHEN WILL IT END? /endcapslockwhew
Seeing as this is the most anticipated week of the entire year, we bring you a very special edition of your favorite Monday feature: What’s NOT HapPENNing? From Fling floor passes to passing out on the floor, this week promises to be crazier than that time you took sips of wine coolers at your cousin’s wedding! Check out what’s going on around campus this week in between your power hours, sloppy picnics and BYOs at Commons!
Spring Fling
Who: Everyone
When and where: Monday, 12:00 a.m.–Sunday, whenever you wake up; Everywhere
Why: Do you really need a reason?
Suggested Drink: SHOTS