FeaturesDecember 8, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Meet The Mayors: Chili’s

[Disclaimer: Papyrus is such a joke. So is this post.] It’s been awhile, but we’re back with a new edition of Meet The Mayors! This week, we investigate a place no man*, mayor (on Foursquare, for all you rock-dwellers out there) or Penn student** has ever gone before: Chili’s. The mayor in question is Lance B., a 32-year old ex-artist and LPS student from Laurel, MS.

*This is a lie.
**This probably isn’t.

UTB: What’s your favorite part about being mayor of Chili’s?
LB: I’m more than a mayor. I’m the birthday boy. I leave every meal with a joyless serenade (to which I occasionally harmonize) from the waitstaff and a face full of whipped cream. It’s exactly how I envision my wedding, except better–my Quesadilla Explosion Salad doesn’t mind if I’m the little spoon.  Read the rest of this entry »