will dance for higher penncoursereview scores
Ever wanted to see your professors dance? Well they’re going to anyway.
2pm tomorrow in Bodek Lounge, à la Dancing with the Stars, participating student-professor partnerships will be boogieying for
victory your approval.
If you aren’t going for the hilarity/weirdosity, at least go for the learning opportunity—or, as Dr. Johnson puts it in a recent email, a chance to demonstrate some “awesome physics concepts.” Speaking of Johnson’s emails, seems like he already has some salsa under his belt.
Peep the event flyer here.
For all those good little Penn students everywhere setting up their Google calendars for the week: we sift through all those Facebook invites so you don’t have to! Speaking of annoying invitations, you’re welcome.
Today-Friday: PoCo’s Political Action Week
A whole week of politics!
Tuesday: Warby Parker Founder & CEO Speaker Event
You’ll probably be as disappointed as we were to find out his name isn’t actually Warby.
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Happy homecoming week, babyquakes! Here are a few events to fill in those annoying empty spaces between darties.
TODAY: Panhel Presents Dove “Real Woman,” Stacy Nadeau
Listen to one of Dove’s Real Women spokeswomen speak about positive body image!
Wednesday: SPEC Connaissance Presents Matthew Perry
In light of our recent loss of the similarly named campus icon, this event may be coming too soon. If you can make it through the grief, though, doors open at Irvine Auditorium at 7:30pm.
Thursday: Seniors for the Penn Fund Homecoming Bash
Free booze ‘n food. Kenn Kweder will be there, so that’s cool we guess.
Thursday-Saturday: Penn Glee Club & Penn Dance Present Esspresspionage: A Latte of Trouble
Puns: we appreciate them.
Saturday: The Inspiration A Cappella Presents Low Key Suite
Because we know you were thinking, “damn, I’d kill for an a cappella show right now.”
Saturday: Penn-Princeton Football Game
You should probably consider going to one of these at some point in your four years.
What’s a kid got to do to get a flyer around here? This week, we were practically begging you to hand us flyers, while you stood and chatted in your little “clubs.”
Anyways, here are the flyers we DID manage to get, translated into Flaiku.
SAS Presents: Nightmare on SAS Street
Dancing to foreign music
What’s there not to like?
APO Presents: The Running Dead Zombie 5K
Practice running for
The zombie apocalypse
SPEC Presents: Chance the Rapper’s Social Experiment Tour
Chance comes to Penn to
Spit mad rhymes and drop dope beats
Year of Sound goes on
Bloomers Presents: The Bad, The Bad, and the Bad
Don’t mess with these chicks
Gonna tell you tons of jokes
And make you like it
Onda Latina and Yalla Present: The Grand Illusion
Fulfill your need for
Salsa and mysticism
And swiveling hips
It’s the Return of the Flaikus! We know you missed your weekly flaiku dose even more than you missed the flyers themselves.
Here’s what’s happening this week for those of you who haven’t been strolling down Locust.
SPEC Presents Mount Kimbie, A Sol Mechanic, and Dream Safari
Oh thank god it’s an
English post-dubstep duo
SPEC fills a void
Have a blast, splash cash
Make dreams come true for small kids
Cut for Bieber ends
Mask and Wig Presents: A State of Confucian
With puns a-plenty
And tap dancing dudes in drag
Let’s all pa-GO-da
Alpha Kappa Delta Phi Presents: Coffee House
Hella food and dance
For breast cancer awareness
Asians provide all
HSC/YJA’s Annual Navratri Garba
Become more cultured
Hitting sticks with Indians
But please not on them
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Yards Brewing Company and Little Baby’s Ice Cream are hosting A Pynk Affair, a charity event featuring a CONCERT BY A WEEZER TRIBUTE BAND CALLED “FREEZER.” There will be food and other stuff, too, but everything pretty much pales in comparison once you realize that somewhere out there exists a Weezer tribute band called Freezer.
If you’re down to get your 90s alt-rock on, head to Yards Brewery this Friday. Eat some of Little Baby’s new “pynk” ice cream and drink some “pynk ” ale. Wear pynk, live pynk, thynk pynk. Take the whole day to revel in all things pynk. It’s for a great cause! Side note: clearly they used all their clever name-picking skills on Freezer.
Thanks to Class Boards, SPEC Jazz & Grooves, A-Trak and Penguin Prison will make their Penn debuts September 21 on the College Green! Two EDM artists at one event? Not surprising. Quakers do love a good bass drop.
Penguin Prison remixes songs from artists like Passion Pit, Imagine Dragons, Lana Del Rey, and Ellie Goulding. He’s just like Girl Talk! (Too soon, SPEC?) You’ve definitely heard A-Trak before– don’t pretend your pre-frosh self didn’t watch this fifty times. Bottom line: his remixes are awesome and he’s done collabs with some pretty famous artists, so get ready to rage on the Green like it’s not the middle of the afternoon.
Skimmer Fest starts at 3pm on September 21. Still not convinced you should go? Check out the artists here and here. Your only other option that day is actually going to the football game, sooo.
In case you needed yet another Penn events webthing slash aggregator, check out EasySocial. But don’t close this tab just yet, because we want to know, seriously, is EasySocial any different from the rest? Well it turns out: somewhat!
ES—can we call it that?—catalogs not only your standard on-campus goings-on, but also those sometimes elusive bar specials and off-campus parties. Plus, it lets you post your very own events. If you’re still reading (god bless), here’s a bonus info nugget for ya: it was made by two Penn senior guys and honestly, who knows parties better, right?
So when it comes down to it, you’ve now got events@penn, TheRedCup, and EasySocial all at your disposal. Happy HapPENNings!
Made in America schedule FINALLY released:
Put down those books and forget about the beginning of school stress-- Budweiser just released the set times
for this year's Made in America Festival. Hey, only three days before the actual festival takes place!!! Thanks, Jay-Z!!! (No gratitude towards to the ever-patrolling Liquor Control Board/fun police
Fact of Penn life: if you make eye contact with anyone on Locust, you’re getting a flyer stuffed in your hand. At least you have a good supply of emergency notepads/paper planes/places to throw your gum? Luckily some of us actually read the flyers for you. All we have to say is GET YO EARS AND STOMACHS READY.
International Relations Student Association BYO Crawl
Meet up at Saxby’s
Coffee then Indian food?
Counterparts Spring Show: “He Doesn’t Even Go Here!”
Mean Girls references galore
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