NewsMay 20, 2014 at 3:28 pm

Badass-in-Chief to Follow the Legend of 2014?


Elon Musk for Commencement Speaker 2015! Though their efforts are a bit premature, Penn15 is getting a move on with their Facebook petition for the Musker to speak at graduation next spring. Uh, guys? Commencement 2014 literally just ended. And it’s unclear how liking a Facebook page will help tear a real-life Tony Stark away from his manufacturing of space vehicles, designing of electric sports cars and seducing of actresses, but if this page can help bring possibly the coolest person to have ever lived back to his old collegiate stomping grounds, it’s definitely worth a ‘like.’

NewsMay 8, 2014 at 1:36 pm

HONY Posts A Picture Of John Legend And The Internet Goes Nuts

In the media firestorm following Monday night’s Met Ball Gala, Humans of New York posted a picture of John Legend and his wife Christine Teigen, captioned with the revelation that John once broke up with her for a day (maybe that’s how this happened?). While we were just shocked to see John Legend existing outside the realm of Amy G’s Snapchat best friends, Facebook commenters went berserk for a whole host of different reasons. Here, UTB breaks down the public’s reaction to this apparently controversial shot.

First, utter confusion. If it looks like John Legend but isn’t crooning the sweet, beautiful sounds of John Legend, is it actually John Legend?






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NewsMarch 19, 2014 at 3:45 pm

UA Prez Candidate’s Likes Skyrocket Thanks To Questionable Accounts

Gossip time: UA President & VP candidates Gabe Delaney and Julie Bittar have enjoyed an exponential increase in Facebook likes today – and not from Penn students. Or anyone they know, for that matter. Hundreds of social media brownie points have been accrued from bizarre (fake?) accounts. Seems suspicious. Shonda’s still around…do you think a political fixer is needed? Be sure to experience the drama live tonight at the presidential debate (7 p.m. in Steiny-D), moderated by the DP and featuring free Federal Donuts. Check out more screenshots after the jump and let us know your thoughts in the comments. Read the rest of this entry »

NewsOctober 28, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Wharton Student Raises Capital, Buys PennInTouch

An ambitious Wharton sophomore launched a successful crowd-sourced ($28.50! Woo!) effort to buy and redirect it to the real thing. Try it for yourself and relish in that whole second you just saved. What are you going to do with dozens of extra seconds each week? Comment below and let us know!

NewsMay 3, 2013 at 5:13 pm

Everybody Loves Lentil

enhanced-buzz-1539-1363285398-2Therapy dogs are common on campus amidst finals season, but all them canines are put to shame by the CUTEST little nugget of a puppy, aptly named Lentil, who has become a bit of a viral celebrity. The French bulldog puppy was born with a cleft palate and just turned three months old yesterday (happy b-day, bb).

The 3ish-pound pooch has the most adorable deformity in all of the (internet) land and has developed a cult following on Facebook, even making the leap to BuzzFeed. Mommy’s been feeding him through a tube, but a campaign from adoring fans raised money for his surgery, scheduled for May 28…at PENN VET.

Yep, we’ve landed the most high-profile canine operation in months (Mom blogged the vets “are amazing to worth with“), so if you’re in Philly over the summer, wade through the paparazzi at the Vet School at the end of the month to bring Lentil some treats! And until then, it’s LENTIL FEST this weekend, complete with concerts and an “everything but the fleas” market. Thanks for choosing Penn – WE LOVE YOU LENTIL! <3

FeaturesApril 30, 2013 at 1:04 pm

Things That Are Worse Than Finals: Fifth Edition

optimismEvery semester, there are three sure signs that finals season has rolled around. First—the most obvious—Van Pelt’s got extended hours; second, the nursing students have deserted campus; and third, a strict Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy on showering has been tacitly ratified by everyone you know and love.

But fear not, for there is a bar of soap at the end of this long, musky tunnel. In the meantime, enjoy these few sprinkles of fresh perspective. Read the rest of this entry »

NewsApril 8, 2013 at 9:42 am

Button Gets A Post Holi(day) Makeover


In case none of your Facebook friends go to Penn, or if you’re just colorblind and thought that campus has been unusually dusty lately, then we suggest you get into the Holi-day spirit! After Saturday’s cross between a paint party and color war, we have one casualty: our beloved Button.

The glowstick explosion over campus was cause yesterday for a scrubdown of our namesake, restoring it to its *virginal* alabaster.

FeaturesMarch 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm

Posts From Last Night

facebookflnSo we know where everyone went for spring break, but only God knows what everyone was doing. Oh wait, so do we. Thanks to our generation’s BFF status with social media and over-sharing, a quick glance at Facebook gave us a nice idea of what our fellow Quakers were up to. See who made the cut!

angelaaThis caffeine addict friend-of-yours was having THE most wonderful time in Puerto Rico. Little known fact, Puerto Rico is known for coffee (this fact is so obscure, a search for “coffee” on Puerto Rico’s Wikipedia page brings up no results). In fact for the locals, coffee and “Port-oh-reeko” are synonymous (both mean gringo). Was it even fair trade? You self-indulgent tourist.

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NewsFebruary 8, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Party in the Engineering Bathroom?


There’s something missing from this bathroom stall in the Towne Building: a huge section of the wall.  It seems like trips to the restroom are getting a lot more personal with this glory…rectangle.  Whatever, who needs privacy?

FeaturesFebruary 2, 2013 at 6:18 pm

Meanwhile On The Penn 2016 Facebook Page…

word associationThere’s nothing more fascinating than observing a wild beast in its natural habitat, so UTB infiltrated the Penn 2016 Facebook group to see what the kiddies are up to.

Pictured here is a somewhat pointless but mildly impressive word association game that’s been going on for almost a year. Fortunately, we’ve beaten Brown because they probably don’t really care about this game anymore.

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