Freshman Election Results
Let the transition from douchebag with poster to douchebag with “power” begin! Winners after the jump; for the full breakdown, click here. Spoiler alert: there’s a girl class board president!
Look! The Freshmen Made A Funny
Aw, freshmen! They’re so cute! The newest NEC members made this video here to remind people to vote in the upcoming elections. We’re not exactly following their logic here– Wait, so if we don’t vote for the best candidates, the Class Board events will be super lame? Aren’t all Class Board events kind of lame? How do we get good Class Board events? OVERTHROW THE SYSTEM!– but in any case it’s a nice lil’ gem for a soggy Friday. It almost makes us want to vote!
Freshmen Say The Darndest Things
Another year, another Freshman Election season. All of the candidates are now up on the DP‘s website, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. While official campaigning doesn’t begin until Friday, you can check out their statements for a sneak peek of what’s sure to come.
From wordplay-gone-wrong to improbable, if not impossible campaign promises, these freshmen have said it all. We’ve found the best gems and have them for you, after the jump!
Your Artsy Franklin Field Video Of The Day
Check out this cool time-lapse video of the freshmen making “2015″ on Franklin Field a few days ago. Then watch it backwards!
Freshmen, Need A Refresher?-- Check out last year's Guide to NSO events and Guide to Textbooks and stay tuned for this year's updates. And be sure to keep checking 34th Street Magazine: they've always got the low-down to keep you in the know all week long.
We Want This Kid In Our Frat
Thanks for sharing your awesome schedule with the College 2015 Facebook group!
The Freshmen Are Already Making Fun Of Themselves
That’s what we like to see. There’s also another version.
The (In) Significance of Facetime
With decisions coming back this week from the Ivies, tensions are running high, but not among whom we’d expect. Alums are feeling the stresses too. Turns out those interviews we worried over for days beforehand– painstakingly picking out “appropriate” outfits, wondering, “How will I know it’s them?” at the crowded Starbucks– meant as much to us as it did the kindly latte-laden alumni. Why?
Okay, you can all start making Penn15 jokes now – Regular decision applicants for the Class of 2015 find out their admission status today at 5 p.m. Here's to Penn's best and brightest class in the history of the school (until next year)!
Sweet Decorations
Freshmen, why do you nail cookies to stuff? Find better things to do with the excesses of your meal plans, like swiping us in.