Well, you might want to clear your schedule for Jason, a College sophomore who’s taken to the Walk to find his formal date. Ladies, feel free to contact this bachelor at needaformaldateatsas.upenn.edu@gmail.com, but be wary—while his sign might say “future doctor,” his pretty handwriting definitely screams “physician assistant.”

Hopefully you weren’t planning on picking up those boxes of Franzia five minutes before your BYO tonight, because you might be late.