UncategorizedApril 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Denzel’s Son Is Totally Coming To Penn

Class of 2013 potential...

Class of 2013 potential...

Even celebuspawns check out Penn Previews! Philly.com reports that Denzel Washington took his son Malcolm and the rest of his family to the 215 to tour campus, and that Malcolm will likely be hitting up Penn come fall. In typical Penn admissions fashion, a university rep replied, “We can’t give out the names of any students who have applied to Penn.” Let the dirty rushing begin, frat boys.

UncategorizedApril 7, 2009 at 11:30 am

You Make Me Wanna Shout(out)

We're doin' it again.

We're doin' it again.

Yes, it’s true: shoutouts are back. Didn’t make your voice heard in last semester’s issue? Now’s your chance; email us your shoutouts by Sunday, April 19. Hard-core Flingers, take note: our deadline is after the Akon mayhem that’s sure to ensue.

UncategorizedFebruary 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm

Calling All Attention Whores: Meet The New JuicyCampus

We weren’t sure whether to be crushed or thrilled when JuicyCampus kicked the bucket. Where else were we going to get our fix of Greek-bashing, finger-pointing, and discussions about a certain set of twins without whom campus is simply not the same?

But we should have known better. As one trashy gossip site falls, another one comes up to fill the void. So perhaps it shouldn’t have been a surprise that now, when you type JuicyCampus’ URL, you’re automatically redirected to CollegeACB. Read the rest of this entry »

UncategorizedJanuary 11, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Trend Alert: Poop Telegrams

First Theta, then Ari, now MTV?