Ah, the last few hours of class have finally wrapped up, which means you’re anxious for Fling to begin! Below, UTB provides you with a breakdown of this weekend’s activities. This is obviously by no means a complete list, but rather a sampling of what Fling has to offer. (In other words, we’re not tryna rain on anyone’s unregistered parade.)

Shall we? Yes, please! >>>>

Sticking around Philly this summer? This week Philadelphia Weekly came out with their annual summer guide. In true alt-weekly fashion, said guide lets you know about the summer’s best concerts, art exhibits, and food events…and clues you into the best places to do it in public, the wonder that is Masturbation Month, and what “intimate” piercing entails. Hot and bothered, indeed. Oh, and here’s the titillating cover: