Feeling blue? Street’s got the cure for your rainy day mood with an peek inside the Multicultural Greek Council. Read on to satisfy your curiosity about these alternatives to the typical Penn Greek experience.
Food and Drink’s indulging their culture craving with pasta and a lady who knows a thing or two about it. If hot dogs (and/or Ronald Reagan) are more your thing, the Ego of the Week‘s got a few tips.
Arts has a preview of the Penn Design’s M.F.A. show, Music tells you what your band t-shirt says about you, and film passes judgment on Tim and Eric’s new movie.
Lowbrows got the jokes. Highbrow’s got the gossip with a bonus of V-day anxiety.
And Street‘s got the beer if you come to the meeting tonight (we’re talking to you – writers, photographers, people who complain about Street, etc.). 6:30 p.m. 4015 Walnut.

If you rolled out of bed this morning and were all “Damn, a hot dog would be just the thing to rouse me from my state of semi-slumber,” then trek on over to the unidentified high rise pictured above Rodin for a dream come true, free of charge. There is truly nothing that says good morning like a piece of packaged, processed meat.

Campus Food, please keep it in your pants. While subtle innuendos can sometimes go a long (hehe!) way, this graphic headline certainly doesn’t leave much to the mind – yes, that is a picture of a weiner (hehe!), uh, goin’ for it. Congrats, Campus Food, you have officially employed the same marketing tactics as all of the
student organizations that make us feel really uncomfortable when they’re shouting things on Locust.
We’re guessing this ad is meant to be tailored to all the lovely Penn15es out there. However, “Long Hard Semester” + hot dog + juxtaposition with “mom & dad” = all kinds of uncomfortable.