Fear not! The festivities are far from over. To round off this holiday season, we’ve got Kwanzaa holding down the fort until New Year’s. We’d like to wish all those who celebrate a very warm and bright (Get it, ’cause of the kaandles?) holiday.

You’re broke.  We get it. That doesn’t mean you’ll need to skimp on buying gifts this time of year because bursar’s coming to the rescue!

Penn Flying Colors Scarf and Shelter Ribbed Hat
$169.96
On your bursar-funded shopping spree, you can’t pass this combo up. At the listed price, we can only assume that these gifts are made of unicorn hair and hand-sewn by Amy herself.  So give the Gutmanniac in your life something special– and when mom asks what you bought at the bookstore, tell her it was a textbook!

We’ve got more gifts for you to add to your shopping list after the jump!

The last leg of the semester is no picnic on College Green. Between bullshitting writing papers, sweet-talking that B+ into an A- and dealing with the last minute midterms professors toss in just to watch us suffer, finding time to so much as remember that–holy crap it’s December?–can be a struggle.

That’s why we’re here to remind you that, hey, there’s life (and food, and sleep) outside your resident VP carrel! And with the holidays almost here, it’s time to let go of all your inhibitions and really get in touch with your inner (s)elf. Here’s our comprehensive, politically incorrect guide to Christmas-ing (slash Hanukkah-ing, Kwanzaa-ing, or generic holiday-ing) your campus life.

1. Invest In A Christmas Tree: Whether it’s the real thing or a poorly assembled pyramid of green twine, you need a place to hang your paper snowflakes pine cones super fancy ornaments. Bonus(!!!): throw a few pine needles in your roommate’s bed next time she noms your Greek Lady leftovers. Read the rest of this entry »

Looking for the perfect gift for the Penn man in your life?  We’ve got you covered.  For just $18, you too can have an elegant, “imported and mixed-metal” Varsity Tie Bar from Urban Outfitters.

We know this is a total stretch and something that you would only buy during an out of body experience but if you have any other suggestions for random cool Penn gifts to buy and/or bursar this Holiday season, tip us!